x86 模拟器团队发现代码太糟糕，居然在模拟过程中顺手修复了
这是一篇来自《The Old New Thing》的技术趣闻。文章讲述了 x86 模拟器团队在模拟运行某段代码时，发现其质量极其低劣，以至于无法忍受，直接在模拟过程中将其修复。这段经历生动地展现了软件工程师眼中真正的“冒犯性内容”——不是政治不正确，而是代码写得糟糕透顶。
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